Dear Juror Services Genius:
Thank you for allowing me to excuse myself from jury duty because I have a child under the age of 15. Serving on a jury really would be a little dicey at this point, what with the need for a "parlor" and all. Then throw in the potential for a crazy schedule for some interesting capital murder case and you have the recipe for a juror going AWOL. Glad someone recognizes that!
A Thankful Citizen