Monday, July 02, 2007

Nine Words Women Use

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if the guy has just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping her around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine."

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it, idiot!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing there arguing with you about "nothing." (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of "nothing.")

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you; do not question or faint. Just say "you're welcome."

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F-YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I've got it : Another dangerous statement meaning she has told a man to do something several times but is now doing it herself b/c she's given up on him ever "getting around to it." This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response please refer to #3.

1 comment:

MOM said...

I have tears running. that is so funny. I've used all of them and the meanings are pretty close to right. Where did you get this?
MOM